He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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