did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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