When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.