Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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