And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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