Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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