he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
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I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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