the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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