sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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