Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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