It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
