i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Randomize