She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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