Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
i think im in europe. pls send help
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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