I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
where are my pants?
in the oven.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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