do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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