He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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