If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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