Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I think I sprained my soul last night
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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