After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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