So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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