I need help removing her.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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