yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize