is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i think i have two assholes
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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