I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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