White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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