I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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