No, you can still breathe under the balls.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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