i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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