the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
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YO. MCGRIDDLES.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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