I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
