doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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