why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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