Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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