White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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