omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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