you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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