Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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