yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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