Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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