So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I love black thongs
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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