we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
