when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
