i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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