Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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