i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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