I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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