last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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