Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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