So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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