I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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