She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
one two three fourrrrnication!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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