something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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