He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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