I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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