Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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