Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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