so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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