38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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