At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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